Love & Marriage Quotes"We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love." -Gene Perret
Love & Marriage Quotes - Funny"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished." -Zsa Zsa Gabor"Spouse: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single." -Unknown "Marriage requires a person to prepare four types of rings: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring." - Unknown "Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings." -Unknown "Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way." -Unknown "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." -Rita Rudner "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." -Groucho Marx "Marriage: A book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose." -Beverly Nichols "They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either." -Unknown "Behind every great man there is a surprised woman." -Maryon Pearson “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.” -Rita Rudner "Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot." -Unknown "Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy." -Unknown Baby Scrapbooking Quotes
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